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Spawn of Griffith | The not-so-exciting latest

The not-so-exciting latest

Tuesday May 29, 2007 | by Dalia Griffith | 0 comments

Jackson and I are in a race to see who can grow physically bigger in the least amount of time, and thus far, we’re still neck in neck. Pants that needed to be rolled up last month are now just long enough for him, while my maternity clothes are literally stretching for their lives.

As for the one currently in gestation—Benjamin Hunter Griffith, officially—he kicks nonstop and I’m only slightly exaggerating. Reminds me of a prisoner clutching and shaking his cell bars in an attempt to break free. I have to admit, it’s a little scary—does all this movement suggest a wild one on the way? Jackson is active, but really mellow, overall. Which means we’re due for a hellion. Not that I would complain if we dodged that bullet, but honestly, at this point, I just want him out. And if the hell fires come with him, so be it. At least I won’t be pregnant, anymore!