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Spawn of Griffith | Someone light a match

Someone light a match

Thursday April 27, 2006 | by Hugh Griffith | 0 comments

Jackson has recently earned the distinction of having expelled the worst gas I have ever smelled. (Previously, this record belonged to my best friend Marv for the coma inducing gas cloud he let go in Tower Records in Seattle in 1989.) What cracks me up about this is the kid only drinks formula! What do they put in this stuff that would result in such stank?

They tell me solid foods are even worse. I’m ordering the hazmat suits now.