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Smarter. Faster. Stronger.

Wednesday July 5, 2006 | by Hugh Griffith | 0 comments

During Jacks last visit to his pediatrician, we learned that he is taller than 90% of the babies his age, and is well ahead of the average (by a month and a half!) in rolling over, talking, and even teething.

Jack was considered average though in his ability to poop right in the middle of a diaper change, spit up after changing outfits, and in ignoring expensive toys in favor of a candy wrapper.

What could this mean for the future? Could Jack be an MIT-bound honor student , or a complete and utter deadbeat whose parents kick him out of the house by 18? Only time will tell.