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Spawn of Griffith | Review: The Diaper Champ

Review: The Diaper Champ

Saturday April 1, 2006 | by Hugh Griffith | 0 comments

Imagine this scenario. You and your wife are entertaining the Queen of Norway (and her entourage) in your home. You’ve just finished a hilarious anecdote about Swedish hen teasers when suddenly the Queen scrunches her face up in disgust and asks, “Did someone take a dump in here?” The entire evening is ruined, and you didn’t even get a chance to serve your famous, homemade mac n’ cheese!

This embarrassment could have easily been avoided if you’d had a Diaper Champ.

The sad truth is poop can put a damper on almost any situation. But with a Diaper Champ in your corner, you’ll never need worry about offending odors again. At least until you open it.

Here’s what the manufacturer has to say about their amazing product:

Just a flip of the handle ensures that diapers and odors are locked in, and a one-handed system makes diaper disposal quick and easy. Drop diaper in, flip the handle, and go. Emptying your Diaper Champ is just as easy—unlock the top, lift, remove the bag, and you’re done. Can be used with any plastic bag (no need to buy custom-fit liner bags). A special locking feature prevents messy spills if accidentally knocked over, and the attractive design fits in with any nursery d├ęcor.

In case you missed it above, the key feature to note here is it works with any bag. (We use the standard kitchen garbage bags.) Other brands make you buy their custom bags, which probably cost more (though honestly I have no idea), and are probably harder to find (I’m assuming).

So reschedule that luncheon with the Governor, you can relax knowing the only crap he’ll be smelling will be the words coming out of his mouth.

(Disclaimer: This is merely the opinion of someone who has purchased the product and used it on a daily basis. I am by no means an expert reviewer.)