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Spawn of Griffith | Misty-eyed rebuttal

Misty-eyed rebuttal

Friday June 23, 2006 | by Dalia Griffith | 0 comments

How could any girl resist a man who loves their child that much? Simply put, she can’t. But that doesn’t mean she can’t refute said man’s claims that Jack’s sudden all-night sleep and the recent addition of cereal into his diet are unrelated.

1. Jackson never came close to sleeping all night until about three days after we started adding cereal to his formula. And he’s slept an average of 11-12 hours a night ever since.

2. Just for the record: Jack doesn’t sleep on his side just yet. Lord knows he tries, but after a few short seconds of teetering, gravity yanks him onto his back again and he gets pissed. So to credit side-sleeping for our new found peace just ain’t right.

3. OK, there really isn’t a number three, but it gives my argument a little more weight to the “scanners” out there.

So in a nutshell, I firmly believe that cereal is the answer to our—especially my—prayers. And I have the no-longer-zombified (no more than usual, that is) presence to prove it.